Tips for doing a safe fake boobs massage at home

A fake boobs massage is one of those things nobody really prepares you for when you're looking at before-and-after photos of breast augmentations. You spend months researching the right surgeon, the perfect size, and whether you want saline or silicone, but the post-op reality involves some maintenance you might not have expected. While it sounds a bit strange if you've never done it, massaging your implants is actually a pretty standard part of the recovery process for many people. It's all about making sure those new additions settle in properly and stay looking—and feeling—as natural as possible. ...

February 20, 2026 · 7 min · Teegan Montalvo